Ladies and gentlemen, I am just gonna state the obvious: we have a doppelganger in our midst. As a civilization that respects creative integrity and intellectual property, I am disgusted at how much you have copied me. Do you not have any value or respect for originality? You’re a laughing stock, it’s cheesy, it’s disgusting. I personally find it absolutely artistically atrocious. I am embarrassed to be sitting here in your presence having to even dignify you with an answer of my opinion